Charles E W Bean, Diaries, AWM38 3DRL 606/63/1 - October - November 1916 - Part 4
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think. A big Convoy of big
motor lorries lives there; &
these monsters seem to be moving
in & out of out of their [[ploess?]] all day
long like vast black beetles crawling
thro' the mud. The mess room
is up in the big red tiled scullery
or servants hall of a fine
house - the house itself is
used for offices & officers billets -
but these officers belong to another
mess somewhere in the village.
Our mess kit arrived
& I went thro' it. Ever since
we were at Contay it has
been in charge of old Dillon - the
shearer's cook, who used to
dish up our meals for us there
until someone noticed his hands.
Here we took over for 150 fr
a stove for which the previous
15th Corps (No 3 Mess) paid 6 months
ago 300 fr. We shall get something
for it when we leave.
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Old Dillon must have
had a fine time with our
mess kit while we were at
Abeele. There is not one cup
left - subsequent squeezing of
him have brought to light two odd
cups; he says they were
"broken in transit." things areso short that our saucepans,
he says, belonged to him - says
he stole them from some other
mess in one of our journeyings.
To cut it short - Dillon's looks
do not belie him. So I had
to take the car into Amiens
& spend an hour & a half
buying crockery, knives, forks
from the flirting shop girls there
as fast as I could choose
the stuff.
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Oct 31. Tuesday.
Our mess started at last -
C Mess, Anzac Hqrs. The
British officers who preceded us
had two "permanently unfit" men
scrubbing out & doing small
odd jobs. apart from all theirbatmen & their mess man waiting.
They left these old fellows behind
when they went - they have
left 150 men in this village
altogether. We found them our two
sitting in an outside room, like
old watch dogs of the house, when
we came. One of them, immediately
he saw there ws a
prospect of his having work to do
here, left & followed his Corps. The
other is a Scotsman & like most
Scotsmen, a good worker.
Old Smith has taken over
as A.P.M. instead of Williams
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I need to take Williams
rather seriously, altho' he ws
not a good man. I fancy. He
was always deploring Australian
discipline & saying tt / O.Cs.
did not back him up but
gave ridiculous punishments.
Both Smith & White have told
me tt they thought it ws
Williams who was blackening
/ Australian reputation w /
Army & G.H.Q. I put downwhat th I thought Smith had
very likely put White up to
this view, & tt they were
both rather keen to excuse
Australian slackness of
discipline. White sd: "I'm
afraid tt fellow Williams has
bn going abt / country &saying tt hobnobbing with
other A.P.Ms - & then in
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order to show what a
fine fellow he is, rather
magnifying his job &
making out what a difficult
thing it is to handle Australians.Our For example we had a
sharp complaint from G.H.Q. the
other day abt our numbers
of absentees. Williamshad been th They sd we
had 200 or 300 - 70 in a
single day - very much
more than any other corps.
I couldndnt make out where
they got their figures from. I
turns out tt Williams has
bn sending them. He gets
from his police the number
of ab men tt they apprehendfor on a charge of absence -
not the number convicted of
being absentees but / number
charged w being absent,
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These statistics may bear no
relation whatever to the real
numbers – but they rather
magnify Williams job & show
what a devil of a fellow he is!
Well - the other day
Smith took Herbertson & myself
in to Amiens w him. The
A.P.M. there had asked him
to come in before taking over, &
to see him. Smith ws bracing himself
for a fight - I cd see. Our
men had bn denied / right to
go into Amiens, when last
we were on the Somme. Rather
too many of them got there just
at first & the place had bn
put out of bounds to Australians
Except w a pass from ^ signed by a Brigadier
General. "I’m not going to
have them stopped until they've
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shown they need it -"
Smith sd several times.
"I expect it'll be short &
sharp" - he sd. He clearly
expected one of those British
officers who wd say: "I'd shoot
half a dozen of the Buggers!"xxx xx His comb ws in / air
We went up to the A.P.M. -
a slight tall chap w rather a
gentle expression. Old Smith
took us up w him. He wanted
moral support, l cd see tt. The
A.P.M. sat behind a screen at
/ end of / room & old Smith
as he disappeared behind it,
beckoned to us. He told the
A.P.M. we were there & the
A.P.M had to ask us in.
We sat down on two chairs in a
line - w all our guns trained
on the A.P.M. - so to speak -
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ready to open fire as soon
as / enemy discharged his
batteries - at least tt it how it
seemed to Smith - I am a feeble helper, I fear."I wanted to see you
on such occasions.
"I wanted to see you
before you took over," sd the
A.P.M. (Capt. Bruce), "because
I wanted to avoid what wasrather having Amiens put out
of bounds to your people -
at least - it seemed to me
personally rather a mistake -
I wasn't responsible for it
last time - & I think it wd
be better not to do it in that
way at all . . . . "
Old Smith was punctured
as if you had stuck a
pin into a football bladder.
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"It was your own A.P.M.
Williams, who wanted it done
you know," sd / A.P.M. "I
was rather against it, but
he asked for it so we did it.
Personally I think it wd have
bn much better not to have
stopped them coming in. They
would come in, of course,
anyhow, to have a woman -
you cdn't stop them, & it
just made criminals of
them.
“I rounded them up
several times & always
found them perfectly decent
respectable fellows, quite
quiet & amenable. I
asked Williams for a
picket, one day, to clear
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the town when we had
rather a lot of them; I
asked him to send in soldiers,
not police, but he insisted
on coming down here with
police. So He ^Old Williams came down -
all blood & murder, you
know," he added. "'You
don't know these fellows'
he sd to me - 'you can't
deal w them as w you're
chaps. Handcuff themtwo in couples & flog
them out o / town - that's
the only way to deal with
them!' he sd" (I daresay
the A.P.M. ws exaggerating
a little on his side - but
it reminded me to an extraordinary
degree of the picture
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